Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Sad! Cucumber Gets Stuck In Private Part Of UNN Student

Writer, Bura-Bari Nwilo just shared this on his Facebook wall:

"There is currently a silly case at the University of Nigeria, Nsukka campus.
It's silly because I feel so and it is the gist in circulation.
A certain lady decided to purchase fresh, fat cucumber and masturbated with it. In the excitement, maybe, the fruit got so much of her that it got stuck in her vagina.
I learned she was rushed to the school medical facility. She couldn't stand what her parents would say so she declined an operation on her.
I learned she bled out of this medical centre.
The silliness is this: this great head of my has been crying for non-indulgence for years now and someone couldn't walk up to me or the many boys or girls around for cool chat. And she decide to abuse one of my favourite fruits. Sad. Today, it isn't innocent anymore for a poor hungry student to purchase cucumber. The eyes of onlookers can even shake death off you. Kai. I need to start becoming visible I guess."

Why Cucumber? This is really sad I hope someone forces her to get good medical care asap! Poor girl! Poor cucumber!


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