Saturday, August 23, 2014

30 Ways To Satisfy Your Man In Bed - Eccentric Rowland

Let's get to the article straight away. I believe it is written for young couples and not for school kids :)...
Well, read on and be sure to leave your comments as you share your experiences.

HAVING SEX WITH HIM DOES NOT TRANSLATE INTO A RELATIONSHIP.
Assuming that you’re in a relationship simply because you had sex with him is one of the greatest self-deceits. Girlfriend, the only relationship you have with him is that he stuck his Dicky into in your Pinky. That is as far as it goes, unless otherwise noted

EXPECTING HIM TO ALWAYS SWITCH ON THE CHARM AND ROMANCE.
Ok. Let’s be real here. Absolutely nothing wrong with a man being romantic to his woman. But expecting him to be all romantic all the time is like expecting you to act like a porn-star all the time. If you’re not willing to do that all the time, don’t expect him to switch for you all the time.


EXPECTING HIM TO CUDDLE YOU AFTER SEX.
 Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that crap. It can wear a man out and make him pass out. It’s a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it’s not his fault.

REFUSING TO GET ON TOP. 
There’s no reason men should have to do all the work!

LEAVING CONDOMS UP TO HIM.
Ok. If you’re sexually active and insist that he must use a condom, I suggest you stop by at the nearest pharmaceutical store - or the nearest “Aboki’s kiosk”- to buy a pack of condom and keep it within reach, or close to “the venue.” Not all men carry a packet of condom around. And you never know when it might come in handy. So, it’s just as much your responsibility as it is his. If you think arming yourself with a packet of condom makes you a slut, then you shouldn’t be having sex anyway.

BE VISUALLY ATTRACTIVE: 
Men are the ultimate visual thugs. They get a lot of sexual mileage out of what they see: If it's pleasing to the eye, you can bet the penis will know about it.

SHAVE THAT DAMN THING
. Breaking News!! Ladies, allowing your crotch to resemble the Niger-Delta rainforest isn’t such a great turn on for most men. Yes, waxing hurts. Yes, you might not want to go bare. That’s fine. If you like bush, great. If you have sensitive skin and can’t shave, I feel for you. But for the love of Christ, trim that crap if you want him to spend any time down there!!

GIVE HIM A HAND JOB:
C’mon. Be more involved while he is delivering some acts of foreplay on you. It would be a great idea to reach down his boxers to deliver a hand job - or a genital massage; this would help keep the excitement mutual. Your partner will LOVE YOU for this.

EXPECTING HIM TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU LIKE BY WHAT NOISE YOU MAKE.
Use your words. Talk to him. Tell him what you want. Reducing or increasing the modulation of your moans, groans or screams isn’t the best way to pass a message to a man during sex. Besides, have you ever actually heard what you sound like while you’re having sex?

INITIATIVE SEX. 
If you are too shy to initiate sex with him for fear of being considered a slut, , then try some less suggestive moves, like doing your house chores in the nude or (this is a good one) get caught sleeping in the nude!

EXPECTING HIM TO FALL ASLEEP WITH YOU IN HIS ARMS. 
C’mon ladies. That crap is uncomfortable!

DISCONNECTING THE DAMN BRA.
No. Ladies. Seriously. You all put on bras almost every day. And you know for a fact that getting them off isn’t always easy. So, why subject us brothers to the ridicule and torture of trying to unstrap your bra - before sex. C’mon ladies, save us the ridicule. Help us get ‘em off before sex. Or risk getting your bra cut loose with a scissors in the heat of the moment.

OFFER TO HELP HIM PUT ON HIS CONDOM.
A lot of women might not know this - but offering to help him put on his condom and doing it for him could be the ultimate foreplay for him. It is bound to get his hormones raging and blood rushing to the important regions.

LEAVING HIM RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ORGASM. 
You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don’t, it’s your own fault when he leaves you high-and-dry while he turns around to snore away.

QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU ARE DOING HIM A FAVOUR. 
Stop acting like you’re doing him a favour. Also, get rid of that “hurry up and let me get back to my house chores” look. And by the way, we know you enjoy and want sex too. So get involved.

GETTING THAT BORED LOOK ON YOUR FACE.
Men are more visual than women. Give him something to look at. Get more involved in the act. Get on top and arch your back a little bit. Move. Do something to indicate that you: (1.) you are not dead, and(2.) you didn’t suffer a minor stroke rendering you unable to move.

TALKING DIRTY:
Believe me. Men get a certain hormonal rush hearing their partner deliver filthy talk before and during sex. So my advice – get some education, learn to talk dirty to provoke an arousal in the throes of passion.

TELL HIM WHAT YOU LIKE OR DON’T LIKE. 
Don’t be scared to tell him what is or isn’t acceptable before you start f*&king away. Be honest. If he asks if he can poke you in the butt, and you giggle and say no like it’s an invitation, don’t look surprised when he “accidentally” sticks his dick in your anus.

FONDLING HIS BALLS:
Truth is, while some men might get some turn-on from you fondling on their “Balls (Scrotal Sac), most get apprehensive when you handle their balls. Reason is, they fear you might experience a momentary loss of sanity and in the process find a reason to apply undue pressure on their balls – which can produce a very painful experience - the male equivalent of “labour pains”.

THE DANGER OF REBUFFING HIM:
Nothing's worse than fighting about sex with your partner. If he consistently pushes for sex and you consistently rebuff him, then you've got trouble brewing. Rejection stinks. After a while the hurt feelings harden into resentment and anger. And so you live like roommates. Anyway, rebuffing him is a very effective way of issuing him a valid license to look for sex else where!

PLEASE YOUR MAN WITH MORE ORAL SEX.
Friendly advice: To make your lovemaking perfect, learn the art of fellatio (Blow job). It’s true, all men love it. In short, it’s an important part of lovemaking for men and is often the main event. Problem is, women often start fellatio by sucking on the penis straightaway when, actually, they should start with some playful teasing and soft touches. This will lead to a much more powerful orgasm as it heightens his anticipation. Your man will love you for your “kindness”.

EXPECTING HIM TO UNDRESS SEXILY.
Expecting him to undress himself with any amount of grace? C’mon, he’s about to get some “action”!! What were you expecting? Be glad if he bothered to take his trousers all the way off. If it concerns you so much, undress him yourself!

THINKING THAT MEN DON’T HAVE “E- ZONES”:
Yes, men love to be touched sensually too and especially at their special places. Most women don’t realize. There’re areas on men’s body that LOVE attention. While many of these zones are obvious, like the lips, groin, ears, neck, arms, chest and scalp and inner thighs, there are also areas that, when stroked, caressed and kissed, can drive your partner wild and even intensify their orgasm. Spend some time during foreplay caressing and touching these areas, and watch how it pleases your partner.

TELL HIM YOUR FAVOURITE SEX POSITION:
Everybody has a favourite sex position. Choosing from a range of Kama Sutra positions not only is a perfect antidote to routine, it also lets you decide which style of sex you're in the mood for. “Missionary”,”69”, “doggie”, “spiritual”, you know what position aids your achieving orgasm, so tell him and go for it!

MEN LOVE A BLOW JOB ON THEM.
Just in case I made a monumental omission of not previously mentioning this, I say this - men love a good blow job!

PAY ATTENTION TO THE SIGNALS THAT HE’S SENDING YOU.
 There are numerous sex signals men send during sex to indicate you’re not doing it right or that he would want it a particular way. Be sensitive, or else, don’t whine when, in some cases, he pushes your head down south to his crotch – another way of saying you haven’t been getting the signals I’ve been transmitting.

UNDRESSING IN THE DARK.
If you’re shy, dim the lights, but give the man something to see. Don’t take off your clothes and diving under the duvet or blanket, neither.

ACTING OFFENDED WHEN HE TALKS DIRTY TO YOU
 A little fantasy can be fun. If he treats you with respect all the time, you shouldn’t be offended when, during sex, he calls you his “dirty little slut”, or tells you “Fuck me!”. When he calls you a whore and tells you to “come”, it’s his way of showing that he cares if you get off. Stop whining.

REFUSING TO BE SPONTANEOUS.
This might sound shocking, but sometimes sex OUTSIDE of the bedroom is more fun. So be spontaneous and adventurous. Spontaneity is a form of surrendering. It tells your man you think he's worth putting everything aside for and that nothing matters at this moment but the two of you. So take it outside the conventional venue and try it in places like the sitting room, bathroom, laundry room, your gate-man’s room, in the back seat of a car, at the car park of the Palms Shopping mall (my favourite spot by the way! ) …..Ok, Ok, maybe not in some of these places

CHOOSE YOUR “SEX SLANG” OR DIRTY TALK WELL.
While “Fuck me, stud!”,….“Harder”;……“Do Me”;……“You’re good”,….“Fuck my P@*%y,....I like the way you f*@K me, etc are not such bad ideas; but “My mama o!”… “Daddy”;….“Baba Sukura o!”;…..“e dey pain me o!” etc…. are an absolute No, No!

So there you have it. 30 great ways to make your man more satisfied in the bedroom.

This article is written by Eccentric Rowland

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